‘Heartbreaking’: Tom Brady seen solo on yacht in Miami. Me time or sad emoji?

All by himself — by choice?

A video of Tom Brady cruising solo around the Miami area on his yacht over the weekend on X has gone viral.

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In the clip taken by a snoopy bystander and shared by sports media personality Dov Kleiman, the NFL great is seen lounging on the deck of his sleek watercraft, near his mansion in Indian Creek Village.

Though you can see the luxury vessel is being piloted by someone in the bridge, there doesn’t appear to be any other soul on board.

“Heartbreaking,” begins Kleiman’s ironic post, which explains Brady is on his “$20 million mega yacht.” Fact check: The retired quarterback appears to be on his Vanquish VQ55, a lean, mean Dutch-made machine that costs considerably less. As for 77-foot-long Wajer (also from Holland) Brady bought for $6M in 2021, he recently put that one up for sale.

OK, who really cares about the make, cost or size of the ridiculously stunning watercraft? The point of Kleiman’s post is for average folks to feel sorry for the seven-time Super Bowl champ. The influencer digs the knife in even deeper by explaining that Brady’s ex-wife Gisele Bundchen lives with their two kids, Vivian, 13, and son Benjamin, 16, and her new husband Joaquim Valente.

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“Money doesn’t equal happiness,” the post concludes, punctuated by a sad-face emoji.

But don’t shed too many tears for Brady. We aren’t privy to details of his divorce decree, but the 49-year-old GOAT more than likely has 50-50 custody with Bundchen, as per Florida law.

A scan of the New England Patriots legend’s Instagram account shows a recent vacation with his brood to Alaska, which also includes Jack, the 18-year-old son he shares with former girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan.

Many of Kleiman’s followers weren’t buying the sob story. A good chunk of followers had no issue with the Hall of Famer partaking in some multimillion-dollar Me Time:

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“Yeah, sign me up for some of that unhappiness.”

“Bro is at peak inner peace.”

“If he wanted people around him, there would be people on that boat.”