“I’d be having sex in the Oval Office” – Dennis Rodman revealed his main goal if he ever became U.S. president

Plenty of NBA players want to use their platform for something bigger than basketball.

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LeBron James. Stephen Curry. Jaylen Brown. Most recently, Kyle Kuzma. They have all made political advocacy part of their identity beyond “just” athletes.

Ask any of them what they’d do with the country’s highest political office. They’d probably have a long list ready.

Keep that thought in mind once you hear exactly what Dennis Rodman would do in the same situation.

Rodman’s wild 2008 interview

Rodman sat down for a Q&A with the New York Post in June 2008. The conversation was actually about his book, “I Should Be Dead by Now.” However, sex quickly became a major part of the conversation.

For instance, Rodman was asked about Wilt Chamberlain’s famous 20,000-woman claim. The Chicago Bulls icon wasn’t buying it. Meanwhile, he put his own number at around 2,000.

Rodman even ranked his former partners.

His then-wife Michelle Moyer? She topped both Madonna and Carmen Electra.

Steve Serby then asked Rodman what he would do if he ever became POTUS.

The first thing he mentioned was that he wouldn’t lie. Fair enough. Lying, or at least bending the truth, has always been part of politics.

Then came the second rule. Rodman said he wouldn’t be married. That one is a bit harder to figure out.

The third part, however, didn’t need any decoding at all.

“I would be having sex in the Oval Office,”said the five-time NBA champion.

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A sex life with (almost) no limits

The Oval Office is the de facto workspace of the president. It sits inside the West Wing of the White House. It is the most guarded office in the country. Maybe even in the world.

Now picture Rodman sitting in that chair and actually doing what he said he would do. What’s funny about it? It would fit right in with his real-life sex life. One that left few places untouched.

Electra, for instance, once talked about that very thing. They had intercourse at the Bulls’ center court at the Bulls’ practice facility. Things moved around later. To the weight room. The physical therapy room. Reportedly, even onto coach Phil Jackson’s desk.

“It was crazy, like two kids in a candy store. We were eating Popsicles from the fridge and pretty much having sex all over the damn place,” she later said, per People.

Ultimately, that makes it easy to imagine. Rodman actually having sex in the Oval Office.

But what else would he do as POTUS?

The Worm didn’t say it outright. Still, it’s easy to picture him reaching for the phone. Then dialing Kim Jong Un. It tracks.

Rodman has built one of the strangest friendships imaginable with the North Korean dictator. During a 2013 trip to Pyongyang, thousands of spectators gathered in a gymnasium. Right there and then, the Detroit Pistons legend told Kim that he had a “friend for life.”

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This story was originally published September 20, 2026 at 1:08 PM.