{"id":773,"date":"2026-05-20T21:01:38","date_gmt":"2026-05-20T21:01:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/floridamovingchronicle.com\/?p=773"},"modified":"2026-05-20T21:01:38","modified_gmt":"2026-05-20T21:01:38","slug":"roseanne-goes-on-wild-rant-on-why-she-may-move-to-florida","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/floridamovingchronicle.com\/?p=773","title":{"rendered":"Roseanne goes on wild rant on why she may move to Florida"},"content":{"rendered":"<article><!-- --><!-- --><!-- WPS-5038 -- removed the script from WPS and added the placeholder for trinity player --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- CONTENT --><!--[--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>Roseanne Barr went on a comical, curse-filled rant over the weekend about one of the most unlikely things: a children\u2019s recital.<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/floridamovingchronicle.com\/?p=771\">DNA ties man accused in other cases to girl\u2019s assault in Miami Beach: cops<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>Instead of taking selfies, applauding and cherishing family memories at the event, the comedian admitted to smuggling in booze, fighting with a guard and getting kicked out.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>In the now-expired Instagram video reshared on social media, Barr \u2014 who lives in Texas to be closer to her brood \u2014 sits on a bench explaining the chaos that went down inside the venue. Kids can be heard playing in the background.<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>The onetime TV star says that during intermission she went to the wine store to pick up a bottle for \u201ca nip.\u201d When she tried to get back inside with it, problems arose.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p><b>WARNING: VIDEO CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE<\/b><\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>Barr claims she\u2019d already emptied her purse\u2019s contents including \u201cadult diapers,\u201d into a clear plastic bag for security reasons, so she couldn\u2019t stash the booze in there.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cSo I come in with the wine, and I go, \u2018Sir, I know you want to confiscate this wine, so would you just hold onto it for me until after the performance?\u2019 \u201c the 73-year-old recounted.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>The guard at the door did not comply, which made her upset. How upset? Barr now is pondering leaving the Lone Star State to move 1,000 miles away, to a palm-tree filled, subtropical place where folks are not oppressed.<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2019m considering going to Florida, where there are people from Cuba who\u2019ve experienced the wonders of communism and hate the f&#8212; out of it, so they\u2019re awake to the bull&#8212;,\u201d the Salt Lake City native said, her words slightly slurred. \u201cI might do better down there.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>An unidentified man off camera joked that Barr already got in trouble over there, too.<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI know, I got kicked out of Mar-a-Lago,\u201d Barr revealed, hinting the reason involved alcohol. \u201cI have to cut down my exuberance. I may do a Larry David-type show: \u2018Curb Your Exuberance.\u2019\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/floridamovingchronicle.com\/?p=770\">Cuba\u2019s \u2018Operation Scorpion\u2019: A look at the federal indictment of Ra\u00fal Castro<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>Not letting the unpleasant matter with the recital go, Barr continued with her diatribe, bemoaning that some people just don\u2019t understand her humor.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cIt just pi&#8211;ed me off,\u201d the \u201cShe-Devil\u201d star railed. \u201cI already have enough bipolar issues that I\u2019ve tried to heal to deal with this kind of s&#8212;, where people don\u2019t think I\u2019m funny. Why do people not know I\u2019m funny?\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>Her companion notes that the comedy legend wasn\u2019t exactly on her best behavior during the show.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cYou called the guy in front of us a fat b&#8212;&#8212;,\u201d he said. \u201cPalm Beach will be better.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI\u2018m damaged, I admit it, and I drink too much and I\u2019m not gonna stop,\u201d Barr responded. \u201cI ain\u2019t gonna stop! I\u2019m here to be prude, rude and otherwise booed. That\u2019s my thing.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>The three-time divorced mother of five relocated from Hawaii\u2019s Big Island to Texas Hill Country, between Austin and San Antonio, last year. Her son Jake Pentland, 47, told UsWeekly that his famous mom lives with him and his wife and two young daughters in a house on 30 acres.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cShe is the best grandma,\u201d said the outdoorsman, whose dad is comedian Bill Pentland. He added that besides doing the girls\u2019 hair and makeup, Grandma even takes on some of the household chores, including risky tractor work. So will we see Barr relocate to Florida in the not too distant future? That remains to be seen, because something major may keep her from making that decision. That would be the weather.<\/p>\n<p><!-- --><!--]--><!--[--><\/p>\n<p>\u201cI love it down there, I really do, and I was considering doing it, but then there was this one day that was so damn hot,\u201d the Primetime Emmy winner told Fox News Digital last summer. \u201cAnd I [was] just like, I think I\u2019d rather burn in hell than live in the sun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Read more <a href=\"https:\/\/floridamovingchronicle.com\/?p=768\">\u2018Execute him\u2019: Cuban Americans in South Florida celebrate Raul Castro indictment<\/a><\/p>\n<p><!--]--><!--]--><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><!-- --><\/article>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a rant on Instagram, comedian Roseanne Barr explains why she was kicked out of grandkid\u2019s recital and wants to move to Florida<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":772,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-773","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.5 - 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